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Picture This: Phillies Fan Just Turning the Marlins Ballpark Into His Living Room

TSP — Thu, 23 May 2013 20:22:31 +0000

No big deal. Just setting up shop right behind the dugout. Dude probably took a shit right there too. No one cares, it’s the Marlins.

Ps. Look at the Marlins owner having a blast (no pun intended) during the Marlins 7-3 loss to the Phils Tuesday night:

via @ArmandoSalguero

This Movie With Scarlett Johansson Looks Kind of Good

TSP — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:37:35 +0000

VIDEOs: Bill O’Brien on HBO’s ‘Real Sports’

TSP — Thu, 23 May 2013 14:59:52 +0000

Bill O’Brien sat down with Andrea Kremer on HBO’s ‘Real Sports’ two nights ago. Here are some of the clips, if you missed it.

O’Brien on talking to Belichick about pursuing the Penn State job: “That’s one of the top ten jobs of all-time.” -Belichick

O’Brien on Paterno: “I just wish I had the chance to meet him.”

O’Brien on following in Paterno’s footsteps: “No one will ever replace Joe Paterno”

Wake Up with a Jumbo Tron Moment Compilation Video

TSP — Thu, 23 May 2013 11:31:03 +0000

VIDEO: King James

TSP — Thu, 23 May 2013 11:16:59 +0000

Cue the haters!

Why wasn’t Roy Hibbert in the game during the buzzer beater? He should have been standing in the paint?

Well, my good sir, there was 2.2 seconds left in the game so whoever were to catch the ball is most likely going to have to shoot it. Most likely, if you defend the inbound pass well, the shot will be a contested jump shot. Also, the shot will almost certainly not come fromthe center. Not much need for a 7-footer in that situation.

Wow, LeBron made a layup…big deal

Well, my good sir, never mind his 30 points, 10 rebounds, 10 assists, 3 blocks, and 50% shooting from the field, but it’s not like he had to drive by one of the games best defenders with only 2.2 seconds left to make the layup to win the game. Not that impressive, I guess. I mean, he did have four turnovers and missed three foul shots, so there’s that.

Audio: Charlie Manuel Says Ruiz Out at Least a Month, Utley Has Burning Sensation

TSP — Wed, 22 May 2013 16:16:53 +0000

Jake Voracek Destroyed His Ferrari in a Bad Accident

TSP — Wed, 22 May 2013 15:27:26 +0000

[WhizWhit] News out of the Czech Republic is that Flyers forward Jake Voracek was in a car accident this morning in which he did significant damage to his Ferrari California.

Google Translate of the key details:

Twenty-three winger, who defends the colors NHL Philadelphia was driving too fast for a truck. The driver then started to turn left and therefore slowed down. Voráček did not manage to stop in time and crashed into the left side of the truck.

“The accident occurred at 11:30 am on the road to the town of Kladno Braškov. During the accident no one was injured, alcohol was similar for both drivers on the spot expelled breath test,” she said in an interview Sport.cz Kladno police spokeswoman Michaela Novakova, which then outlining the amount of damages.

Sarah Baicker is reporting it sounds like there were no injuries and alcohol was not involved.

Scary stuff. Our best wishes go out to Jake.

More pics here.

UPDATE: 11:48am - Paul Holmgren released a statement saying Voracek is OK.

Is This the EDM Anthem of the Summer?

TSP — Wed, 22 May 2013 14:44:55 +0000

via Brobible

VIDEO: Saggy Boobed Girl Just Strolling Through Philly Topless

TSP — Wed, 22 May 2013 13:05:56 +0000

She had to have lost a bet right? Who does that?

Ps. Sagging Ass Titties

S/O CrossingBroad

Sergio Garcia Makes ‘Fried Chicken’ Remark When Talking About Tiger

TSP — Wed, 22 May 2013 13:01:08 +0000

[Quotes via CBSPhilly.com.]

Garcia was asked how the two would get along during the U.S. Open:

“We will have him round every night. We will serve fried chicken.”

Garcia then issued a statement:

“I apologize for any offence that may have been caused by my comment on stage during The European Tour Players’ Awards dinner. I answered a question that was clearly made towards me as a joke with a silly remark, but in no way was the comment meant in a racist manner.”

Woods wasn’t amused:

Not cool, Sergio. Not cool bro. Baby move. All Tiger does is go out and beat the shit out of Sergio in golf, and all Sergio can do is talk about fried chicken. So weak.