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You got to be shitting me. Is this real? Had to IMDB this to check and it is! Unreal. Must see. You put Freeman and De Niro in a movie together and I don’t care who you are, if you don’t go see that movie you’re a phony.

I. swear. to. God. I couldn’t make the shit up if I wanted too.

So early in the week, WIP’s Joe Conklin created this skit, a conversation between Reid and Kelly.

Yesterday, Reid actually played MUSIC AT PRACTICE! I swear. Look.

Reid on the music at practice during his post game press conference:

“Just to living it up a little bit. I wanted to make sure you guys were out here dancing….We use a lot of crowd noise, I’ve always done that, so I figured we’d break out a little R&B and see what we can do with it.”

You son of a bitch.

[StateCollege] Bill O’Brien won’t be able to avoid the spotlight for long as his latest media adventure will find him in front of the camera for the HBO Series “Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel.”

The episode is slated for Tuesday, May 21 at 10:00 p.m. with several replays showing in the future. According to the release found on HBO’s website, the story will focus on O’Brien’s first year at the helm as well as his son Jack who suffers from a unique and debilitating brain disorder. More here. 

Man, O’Bie is just killin’ it lately. He’s everywhere. HBO huh? So if O’Brien is on HBO, that means Chip has to follow suit and request ‘Hard Knocks’ for the Eagles…eh?

Ps. Good chance Gumbel asks O’Brien about ‘Bunch of Fuckers’ right?

Dayummmm. How many girls want to bang the “Statesmen” now. Before now, I had no idea the “Statesmen” even existed, now I’m jealous I’m not a part of this group.

Ps. Those Penn State “S” sweaters are sick.

[StateCollege] Bill O’Brien has not been one to join the drama surrounding the football program in the wake of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. However if you suggest he isn’t keeping the best interests of his players in mind, he’ll happily put you in your place.

Addressing the media Wednesday afternoon with great emotion O’Brien responded to a pending Sports Illustrated article set to hit shelves this week. The article lays out an alleged drama between current Athletic Director Dave Joyner and former team doctor Wayne Sebastianelli. Current head trainer Tim Bream is also called into question regarding several medical practices that sources told Sports Illustrated they felt fell beyond the roles and certifications of Bream’s duties.

I love when O’Bie gets mad. He’s the best.

More about the original SI article here. 

More pics at PHL17.com

Last night was Chase Utley’s All-Star Animals Casino Night and Jonathan Pettibone, who has been pitching brilliantly for the Phillies as a rookie (3-0, 3.41 ERA) took FOX’s gorgeous, Kacie McDonell.

Looks like Pettibone and McDonell is a match made in a heaven. Pettibone, 23 years old, just destroying life right now.

More pics of Kacie:

[ESPN] “Having to call it quits. My knee is not holding up. Continuing to swell after practices. Limiting what I can do,” Garrard wrote in a text message to SiriusXM radio host Adam Schein on Wednesday.

The Jets signed Garrard in March as a potential alternative at quarterback to Mark Sanchez. The 35-year-old Garrard hadn’t played in an NFL game the past two seasons because of back and knee injuries but was the starter with the Jacksonville Jaguars for several years before that. He passed a physical with the Jets this spring.

Two weeks ago, the Jets released quarterback Tim Tebow. Garrard’s decision leaves four quarterbacks on the roster: Sanchez, second-round draft pick Geno Smith, Greg McElroy and Matt Simms.

On a conference call with season-ticket holders earlier Wednesday, new offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg said the team’s starting job is open.

“This will be a bona fide quarterback competition. Period,” Mornhinweg said. “I’m hoping that somebody will rise to the top quicker rather than later.”

Holy shit. Not many things can be worse than being a Jets fan right now. Sanchez, Smith, McElroy, and Simms. AWFULLLL.

And, you gotta Marty Mornhinweg running the show, doing conference calls with season ticket holders. “I’m hoping somebody rises to the top quicker rather than later.” HAHA. Blow. My. Brains. Out.

I can’t help but feel bad for Jet fans. I hate the Jets, but as a human being and an overall good person, I feel bad for them. They have nothing to look forward too.

2013 ladies and gents, 2013.

Ps. Great music Google used in that video. They always have fun, up beat, great music.

[ESPN] Jabrill Peppers (Paramus, N.J./Paramus Catholic), the No. 2 prospect in the country, has set his decision date.

The No. 1 defensive back will make his decision live on ESPNU on May 26. With almost every program in the country targeting the talented prospect, Peppers has narrowed his list down to LSU, Notre Dame, Michigan, Penn State, Rutgers and Stanford.

He still plans on taking his visit to Penn State on May 18, and has already been out to Michigan, LSU and Ohio State. There might still be a surprise visit in store before the announcement as well. The five-star prospect has turned heads with his play on the field and will undoubtedly be a game changer for whichever school he picks.

Jabrill Peppers. Just sounds like a star football player. Kinda rolls right off the tongue. Say it with me, Jabrill Peppers. It would be awesome if Peppers came to Penn State, but honestly, I’m really not about worshiping or begging for a prospect. If he comes to Penn State great, if not, it’s almost just as fun because now we can hate him forever (see: Pryor, Terrelle and more recently, Jake Waters).

Ps. Tweet @JabrillPeppers and let him know where he should go.

If I know anything about anything, when you’re are making options or a list, the tendency is to put the best option third (C). Just saying.

[PennLive] Former Penn State quarterback Matt McGloin has signed a three-year deal with the Oakland Raiders, his agent said today. McGloin, an undrafted free agent, had previously tried out with the Washington Redskins and Carolina Panthers before making his way to Oakland.

McGloin joins a quarterback mix that includes projected starter Matt Flynn, former Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor and rookies Tyler Wilson and Kyle Padron.

You thought Carolina and/or Washington were good opportunities for Matt. My God, Oakland is even better. Flynn, Pryor, Wilson, and Padron are their quarterbacks. Joke city. And yes, Terrelle Pryor and Matt McGloin will become teammates and possibly even friends! I wonder if McGloin will bring up the fumble at all? Like, “Hey Terrelle, sorry about the fumble bro.”

Can never get enough of “The Fumble”