Kid Makes a 6 Foot Snow Penis, Lady Gets Offended Calls Cops, Cops Laugh at Penis Becomes My Size

So here’s the story.

A 16 year-old kid legend, Ryan Worthington, made this 6 foot snow penis in Rhode Island.

Naturally, in the incredibly soft 2013 world we live in these days, someone got offended and called the cops on Ryan. Yes, called the cops. It was a probably some angry woman who never seen a penis before, hates laughing, hates fun, doesn’t eat, and doesn’t have a dog.

Anyway, Ryan’s mom realized the true artistic genius of the 6 foot snow penis, and loved the joke her son pulled. Ryan’s mom (probably a MILF) said this,

“[Ryan] put it there as a joke so I’d see it when I went to work — I laughed my ass off. People were taking pictures with it … but someone called police, some were offended.”

The police came, saw the penis, laughed and admired Ryan’s artistic inner genius as well, and left (Rhode Island police, FTW!) Nevertheless, the negative attention caused people to add on to the penis, and turn Ryan’s penis into, well, Bill O’Brien’s (just playing, Coach) Ron Jeremy’s.

Full story, via a more serious website, the Huffington Post, here.

Carry on, folks.