Jay Paterno was on 94.5 with PJ in the morning, and gave them his top 10 reasons why THON is great.
10. Morale boost for life
9. Valid excuse to blow off class on Monday (class for THON-Monday)
8. “Baby powder slides are HOT”
7. Penn State Pride—”This is the greatest event on any college campus in maybe the history of the world.”
6. Buy THON gear
5. Family Hour
4. No strings attached foot massages
3. THON Goggles – “After a woman has been asleep for 40 hours, you look pretty good. You put Kate Upton in THON for 40 hours, she’s even gonna give PJ her number.”
2. FTK
1. Saving lives
Is that not phenomenal or is that not phenomenal? THON-Mondays and THON Goggles for the win! Jay Pa trying to get in the wrong with O’Bie and Chambers for most liked middle aged man at Penn State, and it’s working.
Ps. How about that Kate Upton reference from Jay? Loving it.
This is the kind of stuff Jay should have been doing his whole life. Not coaching Quarterbacks!