[BustedCoverage] Authorities were called to a home on Hugh Street late Wednesday night for a report of domestic violence.
When they got there, Dwight Anthony Boyd, 51, admitted to pouring feces on his girlfriend because she would not leave him alone while he was watching football. He told investigators that he told the victim earlier in the evening that if she came back into the room he would take feces from a portable toilet belonging to an elderly man in the home and throw it on her, according to an incident report.
The victim says Boyd hit her and knocked her to the floor. Boyd denies hitting her.
The pair lived together in the home at the time. Officials say both were drinking.
Tsk, tsk. Are girls clueless? Do they not learn anything? It’s 2013 ladies. Guys like eating, drinking, watching football, and sex in no particular order. That’s it. That’s all you need to know. Don’t mess with the four principles of males and you won’t get poop in your face. Duh.