[Sherdog] On Dec. 3, “Ultimate Fighter” Season 9 competitor Ray Elbe endured an injury most males wouldn’t wish upon their worst enemy.
While having sexual intercourse with his girlfriend, the fighter with the moniker “Magical” suffered a penile fracture. According to Elbe, it was just as traumatic as it sounds.
“I ended up fracturing my penis bone … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane — as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in a video posted to his website on Sunday. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.”
Here’s the best part via Herald Sun:
“The worst part of this has been the fact that literally everyone who works in the hospital has come in asking to see my shaft out of curiosity. Guess in a muslim country this type of accident isn’t as frequent as you would suspect,” Elbe wrote.
Obviously it’s just been a really, really, really difficult injury to rehab from,” he said. Lesson learned– I will never let a girl on top again. Everything was under control until 1 bounce went a ”little” too high.
I got chills reading that and thinking about that. How is this even possible? She fractured your penis bone? How? So she was on top and she bounced too high? Did I read that right? That’s unbelievable, literally. I must be taking crazy pills right now.
I think I’d be more likely to believe, ‘she was stashing spikes in her vagina to get me back for not wanting to watch ‘The Notebook’ last Friday night.’
