Alright, so here’s the backstory that I can gather from various sources across the interweb. Apparently, Guy does not go to Kansas and was just in town visiting his buddies for Halloween weekend, dressing as a lifeguard (or a shirtless douche – no one is 100% sure). Girl does attend Kansas and decided to dress as slutty schoolgirl (personally, my favorite – kudos). They both apparently definitely got super drunk and the following pictures were posted on Twitter because apparently Guy and Girl forgot that we’re living in 2012.
Pants down at the bar is possibly one of the greatest accomplishments of all-time. My only question: Where the hell are the security guards? At Penn State, I swear one of my friends got kicked out of a bar before because he “had a drunk, stupid look on his face”. No stumbling and was talking like a gentleman/scholar. I guess the security guard just didn’t like the way this kid looked. At Kansas, you can literally go reverse cowgirl on the dance floor and it’s all good.
PS – Apparently this dude has been interviewed on Kansas radio stations for his heroism… legend.
