*The Daily Currant is a satire, ironic site. This isn’t actually true. Nevertheless, funny, and believable…
According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a ballot he intended to discard.
Witnesses say Bush argued with poll workers for several minutes afterwards in a effort to redo his vote, but in accordance with state law they ultimately denied his request.
Now, TSP is by no means a political site and we’re not trying to be, but this is just funny. Like I can just see Bush getting pissed as soon as he hit the wrong button.
Supposedly, this is not true, and The Daily Currant is a satire site. Whatever, still funny.