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Oct 24

PSA to Student Section: Don’t Be An Asshole and Follow These 4 Rules For the Hypothetical B1G Championship Game

The theme of these rules? Don’t be an asshole.

  1. Get there EARLY. 5:00pm LATEST. Don’t be an asshole. Just get there early. The only problem ever for the Penn State student section is not getting in the seats early enough. Get that shit fixed for this week people.
  2. Don’t get too drunk. Don’t be the kid sitting down, sleeping, while everyone is standing. Not for this game. Upperclassmen, you have no excuse. You should know how much to drink by now. This isn’t your first rodeo. Freshman, trust me, you’re going to want to be COMPLETELY alert for this game. One you will never forget. If you can handle drinking 47 beers and still being totally into the game, like myself, then go for it. But for most people, 6-10 is a good number.
  3. Wear white. Don’t be an asshole and wear some sort of blue PSU hoodie over your white out shirt. It’s a white house game. Wear white. All white, and jeans. It’s simple.
  4. Be loud. If you don’t give a shit who wins, and you’re not into the game, then don’t go. Seriously, don’t fuckin’ go. Sell your ticket. A lot of people would love to go.

6 comments

  1. Anonymous

    keep it classy towards their fans *

  2. Anonymous

    6-10 beers? What time are you starting drinking? 330? 6 beers= power hours, then just cost from there.

    2005 I watched two chicks rip clothes off each other and mud wrestle. It was awesome, plus some Clems BBQ gin buckets everywhere… like I said 6-10? I got into the game two rows from the field watch Tamba crush troy smith… it was awesome, second best game of my life right behind Halladay’s no hitter from section 325 row 1 against the Reds.

    1. Eric

      cool story bro

  3. Champ Kind

    Don’t be an asshole. If you are, Sandusky will find you, and Fuck you.

  4. Streaker

    BE LOUD AS FUCK! YELL ON EVERY PLAY THAT WE’RE ON DEFENSE… I’m sick seeing bitches (mostly chicks, occasionally dudes) just stand there and not make noise because they’re self conscious or too busy taking pictures of themselves & their friends. MAKE NOISE EVERY PLAY OHIO STATE IS ON OFFENSE! IF THEY RUN THE NO HUDDLE, KEEP YELLING.

    BE FUCKING RELENTLESS, I WANT TO HEAR AN AVALANCHE OF NOISE! EVERY DAMN DEFENSIVE PLAY!

    1. Yah

      How about the WHOLE FUCKING DEFENSIVE SERIES!!!! FUCK YEAH

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