So Lauren from Onward State posted about her need for a date to the OS Hayride today (see her article here). She was even kind enough to post an application for us “wannabe studs” so that she can properly choose her partner in inevitable crime for the evening. Not only am I extremely intrigued to see what an OS dated function looks like, I also fucking love hayrides. So, with that, here is my completed application that she put in her post:
Your move, Lauren.
PS – Yes, it’s a slow news day. This is what happens when Penn State comes off a bye week, the Eagles blow, and the Phillies aren’t in the playoffs.