Not going to do an all-out break down of this Alpha Phi recruitment style, just wanted to point this out in case anyone was curious and/or wanted to laugh at how much this lawyer smacks his lips, mentions the words “butt chugging”, or feeds into each and every stereotype about people from the lovely state of Tennessee. If that place is seriously one ounce as funny as it seems like it is from here, then I’m going to start a reality TV show down there, make millions, and start taking pictures like this.
My verdict:
- 100% guilty of butt chugging Franzia during their Tour de Franzia. His response to the question (at 6:03) of him clarifying what happened that night says it all.
- 78% sure about that kid being guilty of being gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) (the whole statement about him not being gay was very bizarre).
- 1,000% happy that I don’t live in Tennessee.
