Really Jer? You can’t clean your own fuckin’ glasses? Just keep talking football and put on your squeaky clean glasses, like it’s no big deal. This isn’t the 1940s bro. People don’t clean shit for their boss, or “master”, anymore.
Ps. How much do you have to be getting paid to be willing to clean Jerry Jones’ glasses? I wouldn’t clean his glasses for all the money in the world and I’m dead serious. Wouldn’t take a million dollars a year to be his assistant or slave or whatever he calls his glasses-cleaner. Fuck that. I’d rather write about it on TSP for free for the rest of my life (wanna advertise with us? – email firstname.lastname@example.org)