Bleacher Report- The Dallas Cowboys and wide receiver Dez Bryant have agreed on terms and rules that would ensure the young star will not ruin the team’s chances of winning this season by screwing up off the field, according to Calvin Watkins of ESPN Dallas.
He is being held to the following rules:
- A midnight curfew
- No drinking alcohol.
- He can’t attend any strip clubs and can only attend nightclubs if they are approved by the team and he has a security team with him.
- He must attend counseling sessions twice a week.
- A rotating three-man security team will leave one man with Bryant at all times.
- Members of the security team will drive Bryant to practices, games and team functions.
This is fucking hilarious. 23 years old and he needs a full-time babysitter. Grow up bro.
Jerry Jones rapping in a Papa John’s ad could be even worse.
