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Aug 22

Potentially Best News Ever: Women Who Give Oral Sex or Have Unprotected Sex Are Happier Than Those Who Don’t

[Medical Daily] Performing oral sex or having sex without a condom may benefit both mental and physical health in women, according to scientists who analyzed the effects of semen’s “mood-altering chemicals.”  Researchers Gordon Gallup and Rebecca Burch, both from State University of New York at Albany, and psychologist Steven Platek of the University of Liverpool predicted that because the ingredients in semen include “mind-altering” drugs like mood-elevating estrone and oxytocin, affection-promoting cortisol, sleep-inducing melatonin and antidepressants prolactin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone and serotonin, women who have more unprotected sex should be less depressed than those who have protected sex.

Don’t even need to comment on this one.  Happy pre-syllabus week everyone!

PS – In no way am I officially endorsing unprotected sex and will not pay for your medical exams/child support

 

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One comment on “Potentially Best News Ever: Women Who Give Oral Sex or Have Unprotected Sex Are Happier Than Those Who Don’t

  1. Dahurricane on said:

    Swallow that NUT!!

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