Long story short: Police raided a pimp’s house and found this:
“Follow these rules and you should b gucci.” Simple as that. Cue Meek!
PS – I dare you not to laugh at Rule #8. Always gotta be lookin’ out for family and haterz.
PPS – What kind of pimp uses 3 exclamation points in the title of his “Pimp Handbook”? Step your game up, kid.