Reader Email: What Posters Should Freshman Guys Have in Their Dorm Rooms?

Whats up TSP, Im about to be freshman at Main this year which means I finally have my own dorm room so I need to know what are 10-15 posters no college dorm room should be without. What posters will make girls not wanna stay the night because I know if I have seven half nude posters of Kate Upton she will prolly think I am a creepy motherfucker and leave. I know I shouldnt be that tool who has like 50 posters in their room, and I dont want to be that bro who has 5 Bob Marley Posters and thinks he is the biggest pot head ever. Just lemme know what I should buy for my room.

- Mark

P.S. If you tell me to get the “Keep calm and Carry On” poster I am gonna chop off my dick

Mark,

You have a pretty good take on posters. Don’t be creepy and don’t have too many.

But, bro, here it is. Listen up. In the history of life, no girl has ever wanted to bang a guy because of his “posters”. If she wants to bang, she wants to bang. It’s pre-determined. She decides right when she meets you. All you can do is fuck it up.

However, in the history of life, to our knowledge, no guy has ever fucked it up because of his “posters”. You gotta be a total moron to scare a girl off because of your posters. With that being said, I guess it is possible. How can you fuck it up you ask? By doing too much. Do less.

Play it safe. 3-4 posters tops.

1 sports poster (PSU or your favorite pro team), 1 hot girl poster, 1 classic TV/movie poster…TOPS.

Ps. Entourage poster is a winner. Girls love Entourage posters. Usually you’ll get, “Oh my god, you like Entourage? I love Entourage!”

Pps. For the sports poster Penn State is the safe choice. If you go with your hometown team (i.e, Philly or Pitt) there’s a chance she hates your team. But, also a chance she is from your town and loves your team. So your call there….no guts, no glory.

Ppps. Could just throw up the TSP logo in your window. Girls would flock.