


Say hello to Michelle Jenneke, the Australian Hurdler, non-Olympian, and hot-pre-race-dancer. She didn’t qualify for the London Olympics, which is a shame because she’s one of the few female track athletes that doesn’t look like she injects herself with elephant steroids. I usually have a strict “No Track Sprinters” policy with women because their legs look like Seabiscuit’s on the backstretch at the Kentucky Derby but I’d make an exception for Michelle. Some girls just don’t realize that being happy about life and girly and dancing around for no apparent reason is all part of being hot. Michelle gets it though… she definitely gets it. Cue Juvenile!
PS- Disclaimer: I researched – Michelle is 19 so everything I said is fine. Chill.



