When the leader of the free world starts making fun of your stupid-ass unibrow, it’s time for it to go. There’s no way he keeps this thing for his entire career right? Is there anything more unattractive on a person than a unibrow? Seriously, take a second to think about it. I would say that having a unibrow and chronic bad breath are probably 1-2 in the power rankings of grossness. Everyone knows that kid growing up that always had the absolute worst. breath. ever. That kid sucked. I didn’t know a unibrow kid growing up, but if I did, I’m sure he/she/it would have sucked equally as bad.
PS – Regardless of what I think of him politically, I’d still want to sit down and have a bro-chat and a beer with the commander-in-chief any day.