Top 10 Party Mistakes To Avoid

The School Philly has probably done them all. I’m sure you have too. Hopefully this helps…

10. Proper Attire

Don’t be that underdressed douche in ball shorts and a tank top or that overdressed guido lookin douche with the fancy shirt and spiked hair. God I hate guidos.

p.s. Go all out for theme parties. Theme parties are the fuckin shit.

9.Handle your liquor

This is fucking college, handle your shit. If you need to yack, do it and go to sleep. I’m done taking care of people, we’re too old for that.

8. Beer Muscles

There’s no one worse than the drunk tough guy. Nobody cares how big and tough you are. Relax. And opening a shotgun with your mouth doesn’t make you cool or badass. Please, don’t be one of these guys.

7. Watch your sweat

Sometimes this is unavoidable which sucks. Sweating is terrible. But be careful how much you dance. Dancing is a good way to hook up with girls but make sure you talk to them first. Try getting a random dance floor hook up back to your room. It doesn’t really work. Trust me, you’ll end up sweaty and alone.

6. Always know the next move

Whether it’s another party or a late-night dance marathon, know what’s good. You don’t want to be left behind.

5. Have liquor in your room

Just one handle or bottle and keep it reserved. When a girl wants to go back to your spot to rip some shots (aka fuck) be prepared.

4. Beware of the Blaze

The ever-enticing late night blaze. Its always great but just know that when you commit to this your night is probably going to end a lot earlier than you want.

3. Know what girls are going to be there

Whether it’s an ex, a crazy stalker or two girls you slayed from one sorority, know ahead of time and have a plan.

2. Remember Names

This one is probably the single hardest thing to do at parties. Unless you’re creative enough to figure it out or boss enough to not need it, try to remember it. There’s nothing worse than calling “Megan”, “Lauren”, getting slapped in the face and then jerkin it to sleep.